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Little-known fact: in Japan, they got this thing called Nuru massage—uses seaweed gel, slippin’ and slidin’ like you’re in a Wes Anderson dream sequence! I’m obsessed, but it’s messy, like Richie Tenenbaum’s heartbreak, yo. Gotta shower after or you’re stickin’ to everything—learned that the hard way, ruined my favorite kicks! Oh, and don’t sleep on the history—Tantra’s where it’s at, ancient India was *wild* with the sensual vibes, connectin’ body and soul. Blew my mind when I read that, like, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” but damn, Tantra’s got depth!

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But then, just when I think I’m on top of the world, I slip. Yup, classic matador move. I hit the ground, and the bull’s right there. My heart drops. But guess what? The bull just snorts and walks away. Like, “Nah, I’m good.” I’m lying there, laughing and crying at the same time. What a day, right?

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